Now that you are leaving I want to share my deepest secret with you. But donīt tell anybody! Because Frederik; you can be a great filmmaker too. You just need to get off that Thousand Island Dressing (whatīs wrong with your food, man?). Being a great filmmaker is ALL ABOUT THE CAP. You mention in a blog that I used to be a boy who found a magic cap and became a filmmaker. How do you know? You must be a mind reader or something. You need to get yourself a cap now because you are worth it! I guess you already know this on an unconscious level. I donīt want you to struggle anymore so I have found the perfect beginners' cap for you. Itīs pink I know you like that, donīt you? And there is a picture print on it with your favorite band from High School Musical THE MOVIE!!! With ALL the members of your favorite band. You donīt need to thank me I know your are silently crying in appreciation.
All the best Tom
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Caps'n Chaps!
Hmmm. Tom. My dearest Tom. My problem.. My lot in life is that I have not found a Cap large enough to fit my head. I tried some of Dori's Hats, but by putting them on, I turned them into, what seemed more like a Sleeping Bag or even a Tent, from Dori's perspective.
Not everybody can be blessed with the perfect head. Shaped in the image of whatever god that may be... I once tried making my own cap, by combining a toilet seat, with a small Ikea table.. It sort of worked like a Cap for me... Only, the amount of Swedish and lack of Hygine, in my newly developed Hat, was... Problematic.
But I do want to become a great filmmaker. I will Amazon this, and ask if I can get a custom made one in size XXXXXXL (Whale Size)!
This former EFC Student has now returned to teach directing to all the aspiring filmmakers on campus. A curled mind with an intense fascination for the nooks and corners of the human mind.
